CD with 24-Page storybook of text and full-color illustrations. Includes immediate download of 10-track album in your choice of MP3 320, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.
Includes unlimited streaming of Uh Oh, Here Come The Pig Mammoths
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Pig Mammoth Poster
11x17" full color poster of Bizhan Khodabandeh's amazing illustration for 'Crossing the Toral Sea', from Uh Oh, Here Come The Pig Mammoths
Pig Mammoth T-Shirt
~ Pig Mammoth Theme~
The Pig Mammoths continued their charge towards the brothers. Chad’s eyes grew even larger when he caught sight of the Pig Mammoths’ hideous appearance. They were extremely large beasts, fully covered in greasy, matted fur. Their faces resembled pigs with large, wrinkled snouts. They had large, drooling mouths with huge tusks and dark, sinister eyes.
Todd quickly explained, “Those double bass hogging behemoths must have discovered that one of their musical instruments is missing from their collection. You know, those beasts don’t even know how to play them. The Pig Mammoths just like to collect them and keep them all locked up inside their palace. Hogs!”
Todd grabbed Chad’s arm and they began to run together. The double bass slowed them down tremendously. Todd put the double bass down, hoping the Pig Mammoths would be satisfied enough to cease their attack. Because the brothers were both looking back over their shoulders, together they tripped over a cactus. They both hit the ground hard, face first, and everything momentarily went black.
As Chad opened his eyes and regained his composure, he saw the Pig Mammoths marching off with Todd and the double bass.